Bears vs. Vikings: 11-16-2014

ARRRRH, Mateys! I be brutally disappointed by the Bears historically dismal performance last Sunday. Truly they be mutinous dogs trying to send a message to Marc Trestman, Jay Cutler, Mel Tucker, and whoever be the offensive coordinator. But sadly, the only message received by the fans and other NFL teams is "We suck!" But not to worry, Bears fans! Me Tampa Bay Buccaneers will finish off the aforementioned cavalcade of football ineptitude, making the Thanksgiving game a feast of journeymen quarterbacks and coaches who are naught but the misbegotten grand-spawn of various coaches from the 1960s, none of whom are named "Halas" or "Lombardi", sadly. As for the rest of our sports panel, they gave up on the Bears this week and are pursuing other interests, like GED classes and equestria.