BEARS vs. TITANS: November 8, 2020
Redbeard: Arrgh, me hearties! Though the title be declaring a preview of an upcoming Bears game, 'tis naught but a ruse to be springing upon ye my predictions for the presidential election of this, the year of our Aquatic Lord, 2020, which be best expressed via a series of blowhole whistles. But I digress: Here be vote tallies:
Popular vote:
Trump- 63,000,000- 45.0%
Biden- 71,000,000- 50.7%
Other- 6,000,000- 4.3%
Total- 140,000,000- 100%
Electoral vote:
Trump-234, Biden- 304
Biden be achieving this surprising triumph by flipping these five states: Arizona, Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and North Carolina.
Thusly:
Trump- Idaho, Utah, Montana, Wyoming, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Alaska, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, Indiana, Ohio, Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, West Virginia, Maine (1 vote)
Biden: Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, Hawaii, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, Michigan, North Carolina, Virginia, Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, Maine (2), Maryland, Delaware
